Politics2/20/20Feb 20 202011Politics2/20/20PoliticsDebate Steel Cage Match: Elizabeth Warren Came to Slay, Michael Bloomberg Died Inside and Amy Klobuchar Almost CriedStephen A. Crockett Jr.186On a cold night where all former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg wanted was a sandwich from Subway, he was…
Politics2/19/20Feb 19 20202Politics2/19/20PoliticsBlack Folks Who Need to be Pardoned to Offset Trump’s White Clemency SpreeStephen A. Crockett Jr.24On Tuesday, President Trump went on a pardoning spree and granted clemency to 11 convicted criminals.
Politics2/19/20Feb 19 20208Politics2/19/20PoliticsGeorge Zimmerman Files Lawsuit Against Elizabeth Warren, Pete Buttigieg for Trayvon Martin Birthday TweetsStephen A. Crockett Jr.300Satan reportedly only had two children—one of whom has ascended to the highest office in the land and the other who…
Politics2/19/20Feb 19 20203Politics2/19/20PoliticsAttorney General William Barr Isn’t Quitting. He Just Wants People to Think He’s Still a ManStephen A. Crockett Jr.27Attorney General William Barr, aka Evil Fred Flintstone, aka The White Unsullied, walked out of his Senate…
Politics2/14/20Feb 14 20204Politics2/14/20PoliticsWhen Former Mayor 'Stop and Frisk' White Rap Battles President ‘Grab 'Em by the Pussy,’ Hilarity EnsuesStephen A. Crockett Jr.50Two grown-ass adult racist billionaires, without one Gucci belt between them, took to Twitter to shoot the dozens…
Politics2/14/20Feb 14 20205Politics2/14/20PoliticsTrump Forgot He Lied, Now Admits He Sent Rudy Giuliani to Ukraine to Dig Up Dirt on BidensStephen A. Crockett Jr.37Trump is out here like a black father who just got his tax returns: You really can’t tell him shit now!
Politics2/14/20Feb 14 20205Politics2/14/20PoliticsAttorney General William Barr to Donald Trump: Please Stop Tweeting About Us, You’re Making It ObviousStephen A. Crockett Jr.44On Thursday, Attorney General William Barr, aka Evil Fred Flintstone, went on a tirade about his lover/homie/friend…
Politics2/13/20Feb 13 20202Politics2/13/20PoliticsTrump Couldn’t be Briefed on America Because He Was Too Busy Asking About Badgers: ‘Are They Mean to People?’Stephen A. Crockett Jr.58The President of Highlights children’s magazine couldn’t even be briefed by his then-White House chief of staff…
Politics2/13/20Feb 13 20204Politics2/13/20PoliticsNow Former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly Wants to Tell His Truth. GTFOHStephen A. Crockett Jr.66Former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly is now telling his truth, which could mean a few things:
Politics2/13/20Feb 13 20204Politics2/13/20PoliticsTrump Was Asked What He Learned Since His Impeachment Acquittal. His Answer Went ViralStephen A. Crockett Jr.90Why some people still believe that the president of the United States of White Nationalism is still a salvageable…
Lift Every Fork2/12/20Feb 12 20207Lift Every Fork2/12/20Lift Every ForkGentrification Remains Undefeated: DC Cultural Landmark Horace & Dickies Closing After 30 YearsStephen A. Crockett Jr.67I am getting older. My memory is getting worse. I drive down streets that I don’t know anymore. The child I used to…
Politics2/12/20Feb 12 20203Politics2/12/20PoliticsAll 4 Roger Stone Prosecutors Resign From Case as Trump Congratulates DOJ Head for Cutting His Boy Some SlackStephen A. Crockett Jr.67At this point, I’m not sure why Trump is making Attorney General William Barr dance so hard. Maybe he likes watching…
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Politics2/11/20Feb 11 20201Politics2/11/20Politics33 Democrats Are on the New Hampshire Primary Ballot, Including Folks Who Aren’t Even Running AnymoreStephen A. Crockett Jr.40Don’t worry if you didn’t know that the New Hampshire primary is Tuesday. It’s OK; it just means one of three things:
Politics2/11/20Feb 11 20207Politics2/11/20PoliticsThe Department of Justice Gave Over $500,000 to 'Hookers for Jesus.' I Wish I Was JokingStephen A. Crockett Jr.75I believe in hookers.
Politics2/10/20Feb 10 20202Politics2/10/20PoliticsTrump’s Mob-Boss Mentality Has Only Strengthened Since His Impeachment AcquittalStephen A. Crockett Jr.92During Trump’s impeachment trial, a rumor began circulating that the president of the United States had threatened…
Politics2/10/20Feb 10 20205Politics2/10/20PoliticsHaters Gonna Say It’s Photoshopped: Trump’s Face Is Out Here Looking Like Stained TupperwareStephen A. Crockett Jr.136President Trump, like most IG “models,” refuses to admit that he doesn’t wake up this naturally orange. We all know…
Politics2/6/20Feb 6 202010Politics2/6/20PoliticsWatch: Nancy Pelosi Dry Snitches on Trump’s Alleged Drug UseStephen A. Crockett Jr.136It’s at these times when I find it best to quote Grecian philosopher Joseph Guillermo Jones II, colloquially known…
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Politics2/6/20Feb 6 20202Politics2/6/20PoliticsInsufferable Trump Holds Up Newspaper With ‘Acquitted’ Headline and Blasts Dems During National Prayer BreakfastStephen A. Crockett Jr.112We all knew that the impeachment acquittal of President Donald Trump was going to make him even more impossible to…